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30 August 2009 @ 03:22 pm
Ugh. Stupid Autobot medic had his grimy hands all in my optics. Which reminds me...

Oh dearest wingmate of mine Dirge? Where aaaare yooouu?
 
 
Current Mood: irateirate
 
 
Ram THIS!
10 July 2009 @ 09:00 pm
[Not locked, as it doesn't occur to him to do so. Not where everyone can find it, but not particularly hidden from anyone, either.]

Fragging planet is so boring, I have nothing better to do than write down my to-do list. How glitching sad is that?

- get optics fixed
- rearrange Dirge's body parts for causing me to need the above repairs
- behead Arcee for doing the same to me on Cybertron
- beat the slag out of Thundercracker for being himself

Someone fix my slagging optics. It's really annoying to not be able to see.
 
 
Current Mood: boredbored
 
 
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05 July 2009 @ 11:46 am
Truce or no truce, when I get to Earth, I am going to find that fragging pink Autobot femme and show her just how fun it is to have your head cut off.
 
 
Current Location: en route to Earth
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off
 
 
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28 April 2009 @ 07:51 pm
What.

The hell.

Is this?
 
 
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24 January 2009 @ 06:17 pm
...frag it.

If anyone sees a white parrot on the base, let me know.
 
 
 
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24 November 2008 @ 10:32 am
Sweet Primus, I'm a Seeker agai--

...


BOMBSHELL. WHERE ARE YOU? I AM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU EXPLAIN EXACTLY WHAT THE FRAG YOU DID TO MY BODY.


UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH
 
 
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15 November 2008 @ 07:37 pm
Wheeeeere is my lovely Seeker body?

Bombshell, I will kill you.

Motormaster, I will kill you.




Just see if I'm joking.
 
 
Current Location: hallways
Current Mood: crazycrazy
 
 
Ram THIS!
24 October 2008 @ 01:12 pm
...Motormaster is in the body of a femme.

Motormaster is in the body of a femme.

MOTORMASTER IS IN A FEMME'S BODY AND I AM NOT. FEMMES ARE SMALL THINGS. *That is an evil cackle indeed. He flexes his hands--ugh, he misses his lovely Seekerclaws--and curls them into fists.* This could be fun indeed. Fun. Indeed.
 
 
Current Location: DO NOT WANT
Current Mood: crazyhahahacrazygonnahurtsomething
 
 
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20 October 2008 @ 07:18 pm
WHAT THE FRAGGING SLAG IS THIS?

OH PRIMUS I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE. IF I DON'T, I'LL KILL MYSELF.
 
 
Current Mood: pissed offoutraged
Current Music: CANNOT SHRIEK LIKE A SEEKER WHEN I'M NOT A SEEKER
 
 
Ram THIS!
29 August 2008 @ 04:45 pm
I'm feeling better, thanks for asking. Just keep those slagging Aerialbots away from me and nobody will have to worry about their precious little Autobot gliders getting hurt any more.

Speaking of hurting, you'd better watch your back, Motormaster.


If any American government officials come looking for a Sukhoi, I'm not the one they want.